rant #45: the one who is uncertain.

I picked you out of a crowd and talked to you
I said I liked your shoes
You said, "Thanks, can I follow you?"

I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I thought he said to meet him here but I'm not sure
I've got the money if you've got the time
You said it feels good
I said, "I'll give it a try."

I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full
I need some meaning I can memorize
The kind I have always seems to slip my mind

You write such pretty words
But life's no storybook

Love's an excuse to get hurt
And to hurt.

Do you like to hurt?

"I do, I do"

Then hurt me.



p/s: Magnetic- a special kind of bond.

rant #44 : the one where she's all "suit up!" .

Be doing my intership this 30th of november. OMG.

p/s : i dont know shit about that surr!

rant #43 : the one where she shuts up.

rant #42 : the one who is all tied up.

13/10

"gtalk"

HELL STARTS NOW

11:43pm

ajabna14th: Filin

me: yeap

ajabna14th: I have a comment....

1:06am

ajabna14th: shall I go for sleeping now

ajabna14th: I will leave da rest for u we depend on u

my work ends at 5am. BABI!

(malas mencarut dalam blog, kotor blog aku dengan nama kau)

p/s : merangkak balik naik atas katil.

rant #41 : the one who is singing out loud.

Ten Things

by Paul Baribeau

name ten things you wanna do before you die and then go do them.

name ten places you really wanna be before you die and then go to them.

name ten books you wanna read before you die and then go read them.

name ten songs you wanna hear again before you die, get all of your friends together and scream them.

think of all the things that are wrong with your life and then fix them

think of all the things that you love about your life, be thankful you are blessed with them

think of all the things that hold you back and realize that you don't need them

think of all the mistakes you have made in your life, make sure that you never repeat them

and right now all you have is time time time,

but someday that time will run out.

that's the only thing you can be absolutely certain about.

p/s : Jangan buang masa, lepas tu da lepas, walau gerak slow slow tapi kita tengok depan ye awak.

rant #40 : the one when life imitates art.

Name : Dr Frank N. Furter

Who : The mad-

transvestite scientist made famous by Tim Curry in the cult fave Rocky Horror Picture Show in 1975.

Name : Zaiton Sameon

Who : The super sexy Malaysian singer famous for her song 'Menaruh harapan' . Debuted in 1987.

Tak faham? okai.

Macam lebih kurang kan??

I think she saw the movie and stole his haircut.

Haha.

OK fine aku bosan and tak da kerja.

p/s : The worst thing about hari raya is the people but that is the best part too :D

rant #39 : the one where she can finally eat at 7.

Esok Aidilfitri.
*fireworkSS*

Aidilfitri ke 21,
My Aidilfitri as an adult. (sengih bodoh)
Taknak sambut besar besar, sebab aku puasa lebih dari tak cukup tahun ni.

Sorry mama, anak mama crashed, burned, hangit.
Tapi mama tak tahu,
Sorry mama, tahun ni memang banyak dugaan. (Points at syapel)

Please papa, tahun ni saya harap untuk dapat duit raya lagi,
Please papa, saya kecik lagi,
Please papa, kasi duit raya sampai saya ada family sendiri,
boleh??
Lepas tu saya janji tak mintak dah.

haha :D



SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFIRTI
MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

DARI Fahilin DAN
Encik Saad
Auntie Wong
Azam, Fadzli, Farhan & Eiman.

p/s : ...atuk tokwan.

rant #38 : the one who is counting the numbers.

1234 tell me that you love me more
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can't tell you apart
But
You know who you are
Who you are

p/s : i think she's serious.uh oh

rant #37 : the one when Ramadhan comes (again)

so, selamat berpuasa (tho dah masuk hari ke15)

p/s : "Ramadhan la, bukan ramdhan."

rant #36 : the one where she is legally LEGAL!

hahaha! :D

semalam saya turn 21
nanti malam ni saya turun clubbing.

thanks kat kawan kawan and Pop.

thanks kat kawan kawan facebook yang penuhkan wall saya.

thanks kat kawan kawan yang menyanyi kuat kuat lagu harijadi.

thanks kat kawan kawan yg turun malam malam untuk kena belon air and tepung.

thanks kat kawan kawan yang kasi hadiah.

saya sayang semua :)

pilin : Menyesal lak cakap janga wat pape..padahal hati berbunga nak.
pilin : Message pon tak..
pop : Nanti balik hamun kawan kawan.




p/s : friendship tak lei beli. thank you :)

rant #35 : the one who goes nude.

Ok. Misleading sangat.

Panas + bosan = aku

Aku nak tidor and mimpi pasal Dr Frank N. Furter drive lori ais.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW "Sweet Transvestite"

p/s : Salahkah or patutkah aku rasa weird kalau aku ada crush dengan a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.

rant #34 : the one who is 'lalala'

hahaha

susah la kalau nak tidor sambil senyum
people will think i'm crazy

p/s : aku memang tak pandai tules blog. apala aku merepek kat atas kan sebab tu la aku tak promote and no one knows pon :) (sbb xd org baca baru aku perasan now i'm talking to myself lak. KIMEKS!)

rant #33 : the one who is effing MAD 2

HER HAIR HER HAIR
HER HAIR IS ON FIRE

she don't want no water

LET HER FUCKING HEAD BURN


you must think she's crazy
but baby she's AMAHZING


BURN
BURN

BURN BITCH BURN



(end of music/blog therapy)

p/s : okai dah tak marah. LETS HUG IT OUT BITCH

rant #32 : the one who is effing MAD

keep your opinions to yourself.


FUCKTARDs

p/s : "sori"

rant #31 : the one whodreamsalot

WO

semalam aku mimpi

^&*# nak jadi gay sebab tak lei dapat gf
( try +getgirls lain kali ^&*# )

lepak dengan #$%& and baca komik adik aku kat hotel mahal
(but atlast pergi Vietnam untuk kerja selepas kecewa, who goes to Vietnam untuk cari kerja??)

jumpa jantan buff nama Shaycarl yang tolong aku bukak lampu

jumpa parents tengah bercengkerama (TRAUMATIC)

yeah..

lain kali sebelum tidur, basuh kaki, baca doa.

p/s : Awat depa fake sangat?

aku suruh google,google okay!

cajun dance party

p/s : yeha ak da tgk on the bright side :)

rant #30 : the one that crashed.

terbang tinggi tinggi
*SPLAT*
jatuh tengah jalan

mana nak cari solace bila even nak tell my tales pon sgt susah
mana nak cari comfort bila tengok orang and rasa sgt loser

"Oh, I can't even lift my head
To say a word
To say a word to you
I can't even recognize
What I did wrong"
sufjan stevens

rant #29 : the one who will be missed.

Last night was something
No explanation needed
(semua dah taw the story pon)

p/s : “Maybe now Michael they will leave you alone."

rant #28 : the one yang dah tua. GRUMPY OLD MAN !

(google yg kasi. SERIYUS)

(tapi utk entertainment value ak amik yg menareks saja)

_________________________________________________

happy birthday dehaq/izdiharu/haq/hulk

happy ke21
i hope ur not a swingger. dude. tu sgt tak cool.
or a woman body builder either sebab that means ur a woman yang penuh muscle
n...that is just weird
n lagi tak cool.

:D

p/s : Umur panjang,rambut cpt afro blk (pls), hepi selalu.

rant #27 : the one with n parts, part 3.

Stuff yang melintas

10.30 am in the shower : Lick lil bit of "made from natural sea salt" hair shampoo to see how it will taste. No, its not salty..

Last Saturday : Saw a dark China-man last night. Where did he come from. He doesnt speak chinese..

3hours earlier : Its not shit, its chocolate. I'M SURE..

The cinema

*optimus prime keluar*
friend : haaaaaaaa (expression = suprise/impress sgtsgt)
aku : ... (tahan tahan)

*optimus prime mati*
friend : haaaaaaaa (expression = suprise/sedih sgtsgt)
aku : ... (tahan tahan)

*optimus prime menang*
friend : (expression happy sgtsgt)
aku : ... (okai tahan tahan)

*credits rolling*
friend : (expression puas hati)
aku : ... (sikit lagi, tahan tahan)

*keluar*
aku : TOILET.




p/s : yes. i'm a dork.

rant #26: the one that ROCKS her pants off (well not really)

OKAY. I LOVE GLAM ROCK.
(glamrock,glampunk, whatever. aku bkn taw sgt psal music)
What not to love btw
the awesome hair
the awesome voice
the awesome costume
David Bowie, Alice Cooper, KISS nuff said

zee awesome ziggy stardust

Now back to zee 21st century
Sah sahla susah nak cari glambands dah
Susah doesnt mean takda.

Bukan nak cerita about that,
tetiba rasa nak menulis.

Anyways..one of the best voice i've heard
They are the Rock N' Roll Soldiers
They sounds like..i dunno.. New York Dolls ??
And the vocalis is ASIAN, well part of him la.
Awesome shit.

p/s : how did i end up from bsb,westlife to this.high school made me crazy, so fuckd up. NOT

rant #25 : the one whose drooling

I'm not crying

I'M DROOLING

:(

p/s : akgf difuirfdj kvda fau ireyfhak !! (i sound like a retard)

rant #24 : EPIC

I PEED A LITTLE

rant #23 : the one with n parts, part 2.

the holiday jog

pama : kami lari 4 kilometers.
aku : urm
pama : so?
aku : ma. pa. WHAT IF kami tak larat. macam mana nak balik? papa nak carry ka?
pama : ...HAHAHAHA. bla bla, kami da 50 plus bla bla bla.
aku : ...

the big "run"

papa : warm up dulu.
aku : hurm. ..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..
papa : kaki tu, nanti cramp.

aku : hurm. ..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..
papa : jalan or run?
aku : RUN!
papa : ok. (start running)

aku : urm..wait ?

aku : .........papa ?

(how does he do that. in a blink da 10 depa ke depan)

the day I was disconnected

adik : orang curi wifi neh. unprotected. MUST HAVE A PASSWORD.
aku : ouh, aah.
adik : (tap tap tap tap. click. click)
aku : weh! kenapa da tak boleh???!
adik : huh?
aku : ...
adik : bye, kena balik kl.
aku : baaa..




p/s : (kosong)

rant #22 : the one with n parts, part 1.

Hari hari cuti

The holiday haircut

mama : how?
aku : depan pendek sangat........
mama : nanti panjang balik.
aku : ...

The sick dad

nurse : sapa nama?
aku : (terkejut) saya ka?
nurse : ...
aku : ouh, saad. (heh)
...

aku : don't worry papa (tepuk tepuk belakang)
papa : haha
aku : balik dulu, rindu calling calling la :)

The shopping (untuk adik) spree

aku : amek la tshirt. aku bayaq.
adik : tshirt? seluaq?
aku : tshirt.
adik : kemeja?
aku : tshirt........
adik : 2 tshirt?
aku : ...

The Radix chicken shop

mama : ramai betui orang kat radix. queue panjang.
aku : hurm..
mama : semua melayu kan, all yang berserban, berjubah..bla..bla...ayam..
aku : halal kaw kaw kot.
...

aku : dinner ma?
mama : radix, ma penat..
aku : ...

p/s : hari ketiga cuti. pilin masih excited :D

rant #21 : the one yang sudah mahu pulang

Assalamualaikum

......ahh (konflik dalaman)

BYE BYE BITCHES

Aku balik esok

See yous in a month

:D

p/s : Bye2 dehaq, goodluck mate! hope altera loves ya. jumpa setahun nanti :)

rant #20 : the one tentang orang rumah (cont.)

Saya jalan jalan
Then saya dengar

~Neomuneomu meotjyeo nuni nuni busyeo Sumeul mot swigesseo tteollineun girl Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby Oh neomu bukkeureowo chyeodabol su eobseo Sarange ppajyeosseo sujubeun girl Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby~


OMG NO SHITZ

rumah saya ada penyanyi pop dari korea kah? i thought..

then i found her..


Jenie..

ooh..




B OOO!

kidding.. suara you sangat sedap okai ..... haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

p/s : "neomu bukkeureowo chyeodabol" ...camana nak nyanyi tu.....haishhh!

rant #19 : the one tentang orang rumah

Orang rumah saya


Esah Chan (katenye lah~ hehe)
Jenie (famous di facebook walau tak pernah online. magic kot)
Pepel (wealthy shial)
Niesa ( aku "kalau ada gossip girl versi melayu, kaulah blair" )
Nadcase (the go to sijil maker)
Fathiah (the reverse owl. academic advisor)
Hedgie (the bloke magnet)

pastu ada aku.

Saya (bajet unik)

Kenapa tetiba post ni?
Sebab best ada housemate/kawan macam hangpa semua.
Been there through my thick and thin literally (and bukan dalam hal size badan saja).
Aku harap boleh keluar lagi macam tadi but without the emo-ness n shitz.
To Niesa, pergi intern baek baek, aku tau u'll do good nanti :)
See you in uno year. Gonna miss ya. (IKHLAS)

Jangan buat aku sayu.

p/s : "To say that you are pretty. Would be like saying that the ocean is blue. Cause the ocean is full of all kinds of colors. And I see all kinds of things when I look at you"

rant #18 : the one about the final one (boleh?)

FINAL EXAM CHECK LIST

SUCKY TIMETABLE

CHECK

STUDY
eh jap... movie

CHECK

STUDY
eh no... facebook la

CHECK


ONE SLIGHTLY TIPSY (with sparkling fruit juice saja) DEPRESSED GIRL

this pic belongs to

DOUBLE CHECK

sigh...

wish me luck

god knows i need one -__-||




p/s : 11,14,23. o shit

rant #17 : the one where she's a super computer geek

see, see

tengok, tengok
lappie sudah free from conficker.

bg yg wth?! conficker is a virus

hella of a big deal this is sebab aku halau asshole ni diri sendiri.
kind of la
thanks stig and pika sebab tolong dL stuff
sebab this first class A-hole block semua antivirus website

GEEK GIRL : hurm..thats why lappie tak lei update...kesian..

ok, kalau nak check if you are infected clickoshere and follow instructions here use a clean computer to download the tools and unzip the files.

p/s : "Here's to you Here's to me Nobody knows Nobody sees Nobody but me"

rant #16 : the one with the quick update

Aku, Mr A-to-donis & Fathiah

Birthday Markey@ Maria Anastacia
~selamat ke-21 uols~

Shalabi
~"1,2,3,4 GET OUT"~
ouch!

F1
~happening mcm neraka, berselut mcm kt sawah
got meself one RM10 earplugs/bangle and rashes all over. hell yeah~

Birthday Pel
~21 juga, sampai sekarang tuhan xsyg ko lg. muahx~

Dinner PE
~sombre. atleast all of us were dressed to kill. kebaya rocks!
hebat Athia Rozali, besar bangat hamper kamu dong~




p/s : Hidup kena enjoy :))

rant #15 : the one tentang hari isnin

Run in the front like you said
I’m sad I’ll miss the city back in the photographs
And I could use a vacation myself
My eyes are bored


Stuck in the lot for days
Manager said I can’t make “just one more mistake”
So I’ll just hang my head and say sorry
Wouldn’t be the first time
Mary "I'm being frank with you Nurul, concentrate"


And you I’m missing you I don’t want to
But I will
See the gray in your hair, Angel
Your beauty can’t be covered by insecurity
I hope the same truth would still hold true for me
‘Cause I drowned in mine
Ma "Okay, love you"


Calling John on the phone
I’m panicking after three rings I don’t think that he’s home
He makes my head much lighter you know
With just some words he says
“C’mon now now it’s not so bad
I’m sorry that you feel that way no you’re not useless
You don’t even have to think about it
Things will work out just fine”
Pa "Jangan risau"




p/s : So hari isnin luar biasa itu, aku tak risau.

rant #14 : the one yang paling dibenci

wtf.
3 line berikut bukan dari saya.
sebab saya tak tahu menipu :)


nadhira itu makhluk yang cumil. yessir!
izni lg super cumil.muhahahahaxxxxxx!
pilin syg izni yg baek lg super kewl thp kaw3 sattttt..



ini housemate saya, diperkenalkan.
mereka tak tahu malu?
memang.




p/s : kalau benci itu sayang, aku benci gila gila kaw kaw dengan korg :p
happy holidays!

rant #12 : the one where she's ranting

saya baru bangun
saya nak pegi test

bye bye



p/s : " point untuk information : -10 "

rant #12 : the one where she's a cry baby

maybe sedang stress
maybe aku just jadi aku


sighhh...

aku nak whine/mengeluh kejap


testS da datang
kerja makin banyak
berat makin naik
i cant stop eating
hidup makin bosan
setiap hari makin malas
whining macam bitch
design design deisgn
tolong this tolong that
buat timetable,timetable bla bla bla
fukken booth,huh!
(marah)


zzz... :(



OK , STOP STOP





p/s : bercakap seorang tak gila bila aku yang buat (yakin).

rant #11 : the one yang tercari-cari

Saya tak memilih
tapi tak akan pilih yang paling low

Saya tak memilih
tapi size does matter

Saya tak memilih
tapi softness itu perlu ada

Saya tak memilih
tapi color memang penting

Saya tak memilih
tapi tak rempit itu penting



OUH SLIPERS

SUSAHNYA MAHU CARI KAMU!


sepasang yang terbaek memang susah nak cari




p/s : sliper hijau lumut yang tak berapa cantek tapi sesuai - check.

rant #10 : the one where its saturday and she's dead bored

(aku perlu ini)

I need to get a life
SERIOUSLY!


next semester, note to self;

"JANGAN JADI SLAVE LAGI"



menapak di tepi tasik, baring atas rumput tengok layang-layang


okai..mari jangan merungut lagi
at least aku ada kawan-kawan.




p/s: "please dont, there's no need to complicate, cause our time is short" ..sigh..

rant #9 : the one where its raining and "i aint got notin to do" a.k.a entri terpanjang di dunia

Suatu petang Khamis yang malas

[18:17:46] ciken: euwww
[18:18:00] ciken: ni mesti kes jimi kick diri sndirik niee
[18:18:24] jimi: tidak tidak
[18:18:29] jimi: aku xbersalah
[18:20:22] ciken: tipooooo
[18:20:26] ciken: tipooooo
[18:20:27] jimi: seyes dow
[18:20:35] jimi: ak da berubah,xtipu2 da
[18:20:53] ciken: (muka musykil x bley blah)
[18:21:13] ciken: ko mkin jahat sem ni ade la aku stalker ko
[18:21:27] jimi: humph....
[18:21:34] jimi: stalk org, jahat kawsat
[18:21:37] jimi: xle bla!
[18:21:50] ciken: ko dr dlu stalk ak
[18:21:53] ciken: ak tenang jekk
[18:22:03] ciken: x kcoh pon
[18:22:06] jimi: ew, xpernah kot, ap pekdah nye ak stalk ko
[18:22:11] jimi: abes minyak motor je
[18:22:19] ciken: pe nieee
[18:22:25] ciken: ckp cm sivaji
[18:22:41] jimi: ad part ko xfaham ke?
[18:22:49] jimi: bgtaw no,ak terang blk
[18:23:25] ciken: "abes minyak motor je"
[18:23:31] ciken: ye la
[18:23:34] ciken: ape motiva ayat nie?
[18:23:40] ciken: motive*
[18:23:43] jimi: ak kan ad motor, nak stalk ko xlei la nk jln ke
[18:23:45] jimi: *je
[18:24:12] ciken: stakat moto mainan koko crunch ko tuu
[18:24:19] ciken: x yaah la weiii
[18:24:22] ciken: malu wooo
[18:24:40] jimi: ye la,ak tahu la moto ak xberkuase tggi,atleast ak pegi klas ontime
[18:24:44] jimi: naek moto
[18:24:55] jimi: pegi ipow, xperlu pinjam kete
[18:25:10] ciken: wah3
[18:25:17] ciken: on time ke~~
[18:25:27] jimi: naek moto,ofcos la
[18:25:30] ciken: ak tgk ko terlantar atas katil jaa
[18:25:44] ciken: ak gak y g salinkan ntok ko
[18:25:46] ciken: kwn kann
[18:25:52] ciken: i no problem
[18:26:12] jimi: gitew!
[18:26:18] jimi: hah, ungkit2
[18:26:32] ciken: ntah nye..poyo sgt ayat aku td
[18:26:34] ciken: geli lak
[18:26:37] jimi: hahahaa
[18:26:38] jimi: tahu xpe
[18:26:47] jimi: nk gi pasar mlm x ciken?
[18:26:56] jimi: naek moto ak
[18:26:57] ciken: ekspo laa
[18:27:03] ciken: u ride me
[18:27:04] jimi: la psr mlm la
[18:27:07] ciken: i ride u
[18:27:19] ciken: pasar malam mne ade ri ni
[18:27:27] jimi: de la,kt bota kiri
[18:27:40] ciken: ko kan ke bz ade metg bagai
[18:27:46] ciken: ak free ja~
[18:27:58] jimi: mane ade, jom la bersiap, moto tangki penuh neh
[18:28:22] ciken: xnak r
[18:28:30] ciken: ko xpelaa bru pas bgn tdo
[18:28:37] ciken: ak penat menapk dr v5
[18:28:59] jimi: hurm okai, ko wat pe kt v5? melawat jiran lame2 ke
[18:29:10] ciken: hahahaa
[18:29:22] ciken: makan goreng pisang jaa
[18:29:30] ciken: ko cm la ley bwk moto
[18:29:43] jimi: bolei la!
[18:29:53] jimi: esh npe ko neh, mcm xpnah tgk moto ak je
[18:30:04] jimi: tanye soalan samd sgt
[18:30:12] ciken: ak stalk ko kejap jek
[18:30:26] ciken: x smpat stalk ko ngan moto
[18:30:34] ciken: ko mne ade moto
[18:30:36] ciken: bosan d tgh jalan
[18:30:38] ciken: ngade tol
[18:30:52] ciken: ak stalk gne kete truss
[18:30:56] ciken: x men r moto2 nie
[18:30:57] ciken: cikai
[18:31:20] jimi: elok la moto,dr ko jejalan je
[18:31:32] ciken: ak sihat
[18:31:41] ciken: sok jom
[18:31:45] jimi: ak dan moto sihat gak
[18:31:48] jimi: jom mne?
[18:31:49] ciken: kite brenang2
[18:31:54] jimi: boleh2
[18:32:02] ciken: moto ko kan ade
[18:32:04] ciken: ley r
[18:32:06] jimi: ofcoss
[18:32:08] ciken: u ride me ek ek
[18:32:10] jimi: bolei jaa
[18:32:14] ciken: i lap u la cmnie
[18:32:24] jimi: i xride you la, i ride my bike saja
[18:32:41] ciken: klo cmtu xpela
[18:32:44] ciken: i jalan je~
[18:32:54] ciken: kot2 ade kete benti tepi jalan
[18:32:55] jimi: ofcoss la u kne jln je
[18:33:08] jimi: eh selame ko jln neh,penah ke ade kete benti
[18:33:09] jimi: hahaha
[18:33:10] ciken: bkenalan nga org2 bru~
[18:33:14] ciken: ade jek~
[18:33:16] ciken: hahahaaa
[18:33:21] jimi: hahahaha, tipuh!
[18:33:35] ciken: ko mne taww...idop sbg geek depn laptop jaa
[18:33:57] ciken: its my life~~(lgu bon jovi bkumandang)
[18:34:08] jimi: ew
[18:34:20] jimi: ala sejak ko dpt laptop blk asyek melekat gak
[18:34:23] jimi: cz bebagai
[18:34:34] jimi: heloo,jgn org geek kalo ko pon lebeg kurang jaa
[18:34:49] jimi: *pnggil
[18:35:42] ciken: hahahaaa
[18:35:56] ciken: ak hanye blepaskan rindu pada laptop aku
[18:36:13] jimi: eh ap serangga pilihan ko?
[18:36:14] ciken: sian die lame bjauhan ngan aku dok bengkel
[18:36:23] ciken: ak pilih kuda la'
[18:36:27] ciken: ko?
[18:36:32] jimi: eh,ak pilih madam
[18:36:38] jimi: hahahahahaa
[18:36:40] jimi: mne die eh,rindu lak
[18:36:46] ciken: ko memg
[18:36:51] jimi: da la kick ak td
[18:36:51] ciken: cepat mrindui org
[18:37:00] ciken: ew
[18:37:21] ciken: ak x caye madam kick ko ngan alasan x munasabah lgsg cm ni
[18:37:27] ciken: tipoooo gilerrr r
[18:37:31] jimi: okai wut,atleast ade gak org rindu ko dr xde langsung
[18:37:43] jimi: helloo.. die yg kick kot
[18:37:48] jimi: ak xwat pape pon
[18:37:54] ciken: esh3
[18:38:02] ciken: nnti ak ku soal siasat c madam
[18:38:08] jimi: baek!
[18:38:16] ciken: bgus anak2
[18:38:22] jimi: tlg tanye why, ak pon confuse gak
[18:38:50] ciken: (rse nk tmuntah)
[18:39:08] jimi: xsangka he's jealous smpai mcm tu sekali
[18:39:11] ciken: malam ni kite cri selipar ek abg jimi
[18:39:16] ciken: hahahahaa
[18:39:20] jimi: baek adik ciken
[18:39:21] ciken: biasa la tu korg
[18:39:25] ciken: pasgn gay
[18:39:38] jimi: hurm, sem neh x
[18:39:53] jimi: die da ad org laen, ak pon sem lps maen2 je ngan die
[18:40:20] ciken: ooo sem ni die ngan aku lak
[18:40:24] ciken: ...
[18:40:25] ciken: ak layan j la kan..
[18:40:30] jimi: jgn dow
[18:40:31] ciken: simpati lak kat die
[18:40:40] jimi: nnti die melekat, madam cpt attached
[18:40:44] pengguna dc1: jimi tgh ckp psl pe
[18:40:47] jimi: dulu nk break bkn maen susah
[18:40:58] ciken: hahhaa
[18:41:00] ciken: xpelaa
[18:41:00] jimi: jgn layan madam uols!
[18:41:08] ciken: bgge dowh scandal ngan op
[18:41:11] ciken: jgn men2
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[18:41:22] jimi: tu la, lei masuk op chaaaaaaaaaaaatt
[18:41:28] ciken: yelaaa
[18:41:32] ciken: org len mne leyy
[18:41:37] jimi: betul2
[18:41:39] ciken: gf2 madam jek ley
[18:41:42] ciken: i like
[18:41:43] jimi: lei kick org dn sebagainya
[18:41:56] jimi: adik ciken
[18:42:02] jimi: xpegi jog ke?
[18:42:08] jimi: tgk td mcm da besar sikit
[18:42:15] ciken: da dekat kol 7 daa
[18:42:18] ciken: nk jog pe nyee
[18:42:21] jimi: hahahaha
[18:42:27] jimi: mne tahu ko gigih ke ape
[18:42:37] ciken: i da x gigih cm dlu
[18:42:43] ciken: sbb abg madam ckp
[18:42:56] ciken: die trime seadanya i mcm mane
[18:42:58] ciken: so~
[18:43:06] jimi: (pengsan)
[18:43:11] jimi: ye keww...zzz
[18:43:26] ciken: hahahaaa
[18:43:45] ciken: hobi bsuh baju g jog kan
[18:43:48] ciken: esh3
[18:43:56] ciken: nnti akan i teman die lak
[18:43:57] jimi: madam mmg menerima ko seadanya, sbb ko mcm perempuan idaman die la,empuk2
[18:44:15] jimi: tahu2 je la kan
[18:44:30] jimi: madam tu tuff, die nk la yg sedap peluk
[18:44:54] ciken: hahahahaa
[18:45:04] ciken: wah33 jimi
[18:45:17] jimi: ye adik ciken
[18:45:24] jimi: abg slh ckp ke?
[18:45:27] ciken: abg madam g ipow x blik2 lg
[18:45:37] ciken: i risaw la klo die kua ngan gal len
[18:45:37] jimi: sape ckp,die tipu tu
[18:45:50] jimi: td die ade kot, die kick i
[18:46:06] ciken: die ckp die g ipow td
[18:46:18] ciken: ngan rumet2 i die angkot
[18:46:24] jimi: ouh,xkan jelmaan madam..hurm...ak da agak die bela sumtin
[18:47:54] ciken: ahhaa
[18:48:03] ciken: ptot la klo die tdo sblah i
[18:48:09] ciken: i rse cm meremang jek
[18:48:17] jimi: hurm, benar2
[18:48:40] ciken: men kad pon slalu meng
[18:48:44] jimi: patut la die agak makin tuf mcm badang sejak masuk sem naru
[18:48:46] jimi: *baru
[18:48:49] jimi: memg ade bele pape nie
[18:49:07] jimi: aah,maen card pon selalu dapt 2spade
[18:49:19] jimi: kad hitam ktenye
[18:49:24] ciken: haahhaa
[18:49:40] ciken: belaan die slalu curi 2 spade tu
[18:49:54] jimi: ak rse die bela mende tu lm 2 spade
[18:50:00] ciken: die cong pon terabor
[18:50:00] jimi: syaitan sgt
[18:50:07] ciken: tp tetap meng
[18:50:13] ciken: tetap dapat 2spade
[18:50:17] jimi: msti terpengaruh dgn puaka nyiang rapik
[18:50:18] ciken: iblis sgt
[18:50:24] ciken: tu laa
[18:50:46] ciken: ptot la die tmpal poster jgn pandg blakang kat blakang pintu bilik die
[18:51:10] jimi: aah, dgn lirik lagu stairway to heaven yg terbalek
[18:51:19] jimi: hurm,bukti makin mebukit
[18:51:23] jimi: *membukit
[18:51:28] ciken: ske pakai bju itam tiap2 malam lg
[18:51:41] ciken: pakai celak bwh mate
[18:51:51] jimi: aah, ritu ak nmpak die beli pulut kuning byk2 lak tu dgn ayam hidup sekow
[18:52:01] ciken: iyee?
[18:52:08] jimi: die simpan kt stor v3e
[18:52:13] jimi: bwh bilik die
[18:52:21] ciken: ak lak nmpak die beli bawang sekilo ngan ayam y da mati sekilo kat tesco
[18:52:27] jimi: hahahhaha
[18:52:33] jimi: tu nk msk ayam kicap
[18:52:36] jimi: slh2
[18:52:55] ciken: ptotla die bia jek nasi dalam periuk die lme2
[18:53:02] jimi: aah,ofcoss
[18:53:11] ciken: nak wat ritual katenye
[18:53:22] ciken: malam2 kat tepi longkang die buka periuk tu
[18:53:37] jimi: ksian ewan, die xtahu pon mende tu utk belaan madam
[18:53:50] ciken: tu laaa
[18:54:05] jimi: kalo ak da xtdo dak kt bilik ewan tu
[18:54:10] jimi: scari sheet
[18:54:11] ciken: ptotla ak nmpak ramai2 lari btempiaran mse madam buka periuk die malam tu
[18:54:18] jimi: ouh ye eh
[18:54:35] ciken: msti ade pape dalam periuk ritual die
[18:54:49] ciken: ptotla ske sgt msk nasi goreng dlu
[18:55:30] jimi: oh..esh.. da le die suke msk byk2 bagi sume org makan
[18:55:34] jimi: agaknye....
[18:55:43] jimi: kite sume da kene...
[18:55:43] ciken: esh33
[18:55:51] ciken: kite lak ske sgt suruh die msk kan
[18:56:01] jimi: kite sme da kene...
[18:56:19] jimi: ak rse loya jap tetibe
[18:56:26] ciken: ptotla bdn aku mkin nek je pas makan pe y die mask
[18:56:44] jimi: aah, rmbut pon make straight
[18:56:48] ciken: hahahhaaa
[18:56:59] ciken: then perasan x
[18:57:07] jimi: kuku cpt pnjng kan
[18:57:10] ciken: sme org y makan tukar style rambut
[18:57:14] jimi: rambut pon same
[18:57:25] jimi: aah,betul, kaler pon berubah
[18:57:26] ciken: sme jd stret rmbut
[18:57:34] ciken: mkin pendek
[18:57:51] ciken: kite sme da kene...
[18:58:22] jimi: kite sume da kene...
[18:58:35] jimi: (end)
[18:58:43] jimi: ak da penat
[18:58:43] ciken: -n-
[18:58:53] ciken: ak pon da x de modal daa

Sori pepel, aku sayang ko honest!




p/s: yer, aku tak ada life.. (rakan aku pon sama)

rant #8 : the one that hates (almost) EVERYTHING

Aku benci kelas 3 jam!


aku benci kelas 3 jam macam aku benci pepel (ikhlas, sbb tu first)
aku benci kelas 3 jam macam aku benci orang yang potong line
aku benci kelas 3 jam macam aku benci blog si laser azwan
aku benci kelas 3 jam macam aku benci headaches dan demam
aku benci kelas 3 jam macam aku benci susu putih


aish..



aku benci kelas 3 jam!

(penegasan)




p/s: susah nak list perkara yang aku benci, saint kaw2 (cahaya terang)

rant #7 : the one yang hampir famous

I got no money in my pocket

Nobody to rock with but you
But you know me
I don't seem to roll
Somehow we managed to get through

People come and people go
And people gonna come some more
They pick a fight
But it's alright
At least I get to see you tonight
Tonight


oh yuna

p/s: aku nak tukar life dgn kamu untuk sehari, please..

rant #6 : the one about mr marcos

Hey
Oliver Marcus Lim

Selamat Hari Jadi
sudah 21 tahun
<3

p/s: "eh totok kucing!" :D

rant #5 : the one about the BIG BAD TIPU-TIPU fire

OUHKAI.. so ini adalah comeback.
(iznie suruh)

And semalam fire drill/latihan kebakaran/drill kebakaran? ntah la.

Ini testimonial rakan yang terselamat.

rakan: tgk pon cm cemas jek situasi pg td

muke wanx y bepeluh2 kate kat aku

"rakan..fire drill"

aku: hahahahahahaha

motip

hahahahahaha

rakan: harusla ak y blur lantaran blik dr ipoww terpinga2

dan stret gigih turun bwh

dan cett

seciput due jek org y suvive fire smlm.

Jadi latihan semalam macam lagi seorang rakan aku cakap di- "isytiharkan gagal" .

Sori RCSU, cuba lagi yeah.





p/s: ak da mati melecur 3rd degree burn depan laptop semalam. OUCH!