March 8, 2010

rant #78: the one about her srz bznz.

Product name: Pilin.
Made from: Sugar, spice, a pinch of dirt and everything nice.
Date of production: Sometime in November of '87.
Date of expiration: Unknown.
Nutrition: Good for relaxation and a laugh when bored.
Direction: Guna bila perlu dan punya masa lapang.
Price: Varies. From a simple "Please" to "Alrite, you'll get what you want Bitch."
Warning: May cause heartaches and headaches.

Sold in selected locations.

p/s : I have a game, its called "See how long she can last with her pretend face on". Wanna bet?