rant #31 : the one whodreamsalot

WO

semalam aku mimpi

^&*# nak jadi gay sebab tak lei dapat gf
( try +getgirls lain kali ^&*# )

lepak dengan #$%& and baca komik adik aku kat hotel mahal
(but atlast pergi Vietnam untuk kerja selepas kecewa, who goes to Vietnam untuk cari kerja??)

jumpa jantan buff nama Shaycarl yang tolong aku bukak lampu

jumpa parents tengah bercengkerama (TRAUMATIC)

yeah..

lain kali sebelum tidur, basuh kaki, baca doa.

p/s : Awat depa fake sangat?

aku suruh google,google okay!

cajun dance party

p/s : yeha ak da tgk on the bright side :)

rant #30 : the one that crashed.

terbang tinggi tinggi
*SPLAT*
jatuh tengah jalan

mana nak cari solace bila even nak tell my tales pon sgt susah
mana nak cari comfort bila tengok orang and rasa sgt loser

"Oh, I can't even lift my head
To say a word
To say a word to you
I can't even recognize
What I did wrong"
sufjan stevens

rant #29 : the one who will be missed.

Last night was something
No explanation needed
(semua dah taw the story pon)

p/s : “Maybe now Michael they will leave you alone."

rant #28 : the one yang dah tua. GRUMPY OLD MAN !

(google yg kasi. SERIYUS)

(tapi utk entertainment value ak amik yg menareks saja)

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happy birthday dehaq/izdiharu/haq/hulk

happy ke21
i hope ur not a swingger. dude. tu sgt tak cool.
or a woman body builder either sebab that means ur a woman yang penuh muscle
n...that is just weird
n lagi tak cool.

:D

p/s : Umur panjang,rambut cpt afro blk (pls), hepi selalu.

rant #27 : the one with n parts, part 3.

Stuff yang melintas

10.30 am in the shower : Lick lil bit of "made from natural sea salt" hair shampoo to see how it will taste. No, its not salty..

Last Saturday : Saw a dark China-man last night. Where did he come from. He doesnt speak chinese..

3hours earlier : Its not shit, its chocolate. I'M SURE..

The cinema

*optimus prime keluar*
friend : haaaaaaaa (expression = suprise/impress sgtsgt)
aku : ... (tahan tahan)

*optimus prime mati*
friend : haaaaaaaa (expression = suprise/sedih sgtsgt)
aku : ... (tahan tahan)

*optimus prime menang*
friend : (expression happy sgtsgt)
aku : ... (okai tahan tahan)

*credits rolling*
friend : (expression puas hati)
aku : ... (sikit lagi, tahan tahan)

*keluar*
aku : TOILET.




p/s : yes. i'm a dork.

rant #26: the one that ROCKS her pants off (well not really)

OKAY. I LOVE GLAM ROCK.
(glamrock,glampunk, whatever. aku bkn taw sgt psal music)
What not to love btw
the awesome hair
the awesome voice
the awesome costume
David Bowie, Alice Cooper, KISS nuff said

zee awesome ziggy stardust

Now back to zee 21st century
Sah sahla susah nak cari glambands dah
Susah doesnt mean takda.

Bukan nak cerita about that,
tetiba rasa nak menulis.

Anyways..one of the best voice i've heard
They are the Rock N' Roll Soldiers
They sounds like..i dunno.. New York Dolls ??
And the vocalis is ASIAN, well part of him la.
Awesome shit.

p/s : how did i end up from bsb,westlife to this.high school made me crazy, so fuckd up. NOT